While many of you know that I am an all-around super fellow, few of you know that, occasionally, I put on the ol' cape and body-condom and go out to fight crime, protect the innocent, beat up giant space ape ninja zombies and all that jazz. (Indeed, the last giant space ape ninja zombie was in fact a professional jazz artist on his homeworld. Still, it WAS clobberin' time)
For that purpose, I've registered a Twitter account for my alter-ego, Captain Heroic, where he (that is, I, but don't tell anyone. It's a secret identity) will spill the beans (not literally.) concerning his (that is, mine. But still; it's a secret.) heroic endeavours to make the world a safer place. And what kind of food he ate that day.
Because on Twitter, that shit is compulsory it seems.
I present to you, the Super-Tweets of Captain Heroic!!
(Also, keep it on the low that I'm the superhero. And whatever you do don't post anything about the connection between me and the Captain Heroic on the internet. What do you mean I'm on the inern- Ooooooh, shi-)
