Word-ban sends Homosexual to Olympics - Sorta

Okay, let's be honest, there are alot of Christian groups out there that aren't all too crazy about homosexuality. I'd even go as far as to say that they would rather they didn't exist. Although this doesn't go for all Christians, it is the former group that is by for most outspoken and thus most visible. However, rarely does this get as hilarious a result as what happened on the home page of The American Family Association. On its newspage "OneNewsNow.com", they have a inbuilt feature that changes the word "gay" to "homosexual" automatically.

Needless to say, when the sprinter Tyson Gay was covered on this page, hilarity ensued with passages along the lines of:

Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.

His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to watch in Beijing.

"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."

This also popped up:

Wearing a royal blue uniform with red and white diagonal stripes across the front, along with matching shoes, all in a tribute to 1936 Olympic star Jesse Owens, Homosexual dominated the competition.

My source article - this goes further indepth.